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| Our top news: Senator Fecknozzle was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure and sexually assaulting an elderly man. | |
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| This is the second blow to Republicans this week who are still reeling from the Mark Foley email fiasco. | |
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| Fecknozzle was reportedly apprehended wearing a bunny suit. Previous to his arrest he was a strong voice against gays, gay pride parades and the sitcom "Will and Grace." | |
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| A spokesman for Fecknozzle maintains that the Senator is NOT himself gay.... | |
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| .....he's just fond of wearing pink bunny suits, giving old men lap dances and being naked in public. All of which makes him certainly happier than most people but not 'gay'. | |
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