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| Ok we've got to get our stories straight. Even though the patient was the bastard who was shtupping my wife I didn't try to kill him. | |
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| After all IF I DID try to kill him I would have just started hacking on him instead of removing his tonsils. I can make money saying that after I get acquitted. | |
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| Sorry, Doc. It didn't work for OJ it probably won't work for you either. His book and TV special just got cancelled. | |
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| How about: "I was molested by a priest at a young age." | |
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| How about: "We used that punchline in a comic about a month ago...." | |
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