Ranger's World

Author: Ranger77

Date: January 3, 2007

by Ranger77
1-03-07
"In the interests of equal time we've invited Nancy Pelosi and Charles Schumer to comment on our recent strips...."
CHILDREN!!
COMPASSION AND CHILDREN! Feel it! Live it! Believe it! Eat it (if it doesn't contain trans fats)!
"Ok....can you clarify how the new Democratic majority will...."
Children, dammit!! You're either FOR us or AGAINST us!
What about "it takes a viliage" don't you understand, huh? You're all luddites with no gravitas!!
I must admit that was rather useless.
HA! Not for me. During all that bullshit I just huffed a can of Glade Botanicals! FUCK YEAH! WHERE MY BITCHES AT!!