Ranger's World

Author: Ranger77

Date: January 7, 2007

by Ranger77
1-07-07
You've GOT to be kidding me. That missile belongs to YOU??
Yeah. A couple of weeks ago this huge hunk of metal crashes through my roof. Took out my Al Sharpton Chia Pet in the process. I WAS PISSED.
Go on....
Turns out it was a piece of a Russian rocket. I was so mad that I sent the damn thing back to Moscow postage due.
And they sent you a replacement missile?!?
They said it was an upgrade. Evidently the Customer Service department of the Russian military has won a bunch of J.D. Power awards. Go figure.