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"It went down like this: Rosie rents a helicopter and drops an object on your house that resembles part of a Russian rocket...."
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"Assured that she now has the world's only Al Sharpton Commemorative Chia Pets she counts on you getting pissed and calling Moscow...."
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| Thanks for calling RedCare, Russian Military Customer Service. If you want to report missile damage in the Continental US or Canada, press or say "one".... | |
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| Wait a minute. You said an object that "resembles " a Russian rocket? | |
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| I believe she took one of her old vibrators, convincingly disguised it as a Russian space vehicle and dropped it on your house. Disgusting, but effective.... | |
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