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"Of course the Russians aren't stupid. Upon receipt of the object they know instantly what it is, so Rosie has to think fast...."
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| It's exactly what we thought it was, tovarich. The condition of this cat after licking the object in question proves it. | |
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| So she contacts the head of Russian Missile Command offering a nude photo of her on a bed eating pie, a pair of Barbara Walters' worn pantyhose and $20,000 to get a new missile sent to you. | |
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| Ok, I MAY have made that last part up about the $20,000.... | |
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