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| Rosie O'Donnell was hospitalized today after becoming "slightly" insane due to her inability to obtain a "chicken fat taco" from Taco Bell. She reportedly eats of them several daily. | |
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| O'Donnell is said to be addcited to this 'elite', expensive, and formerly secret food item, which is currently unavailable due to a nationwide shortage. | |
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| The shortage is blamed on an explosion at a chicken fat processing plant in Southern California. Preliminary results point to a missile hit, possibly Russian. | |
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| The Russian military said it could neither confirm or deny this but would sent T-Shirts, pens and coupons to all affected. A spokesperson for Rosie claims "sinister forces are at work".... | |
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| You know, "Sinister Forces" would be a good porn star name for you. | |
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| I can neither confirm nor deny that. | |
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