Ranger's World

Author: Ranger77

Date: February 4, 2007

by Ranger77
2-04-07
I want to help you. I want to free you. Surely there is no harm in that.
Um....nope still not buying it.
My intentions are honorable.
Yeah. Sure. And when I hump my owner's leg I'm just being cute. You're one of those "killing them is better than being a pet" PETA types aren't you?
I've got some nice kibble in my van.
The offer of treats and a van. I guess you can't get more innocent than that.