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The Three Stages of Media Hype! Stage One: The EVENT!
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| This just in! A model who we've ridculed as being a drugged out golddigger joke has died! Extensive coverage begins now!! | |
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| What a difference a day makes, eh? | |
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Stage Two: Nostalgia! (a day or so later)
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| We will now do a retrospective of this fragile person who was truly "America's Rose." | |
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| Women everywhere should feel sad for losing such a tragic "candle in the wind." | |
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| So did they bury that slut yet? We'll discuss this with a bunch on media pundits to milk this thing further later. | |
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| But first...the drugs that were found in her system and how YOU can get them! | |
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