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| You don't know what you are talking about! The suburban press has always been after me as Mayor of Detroit! This 'new' stuff is a media witchhunt. It's ancient history!! | |
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| Ancient Historoy?! How abut corruption, kickbacks, conspiracy and the suspicious deaths of two strippers who danced at your.... | |
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| This just in, a friend or Britney Spears says that Brit has "mental issues!" | |
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| More details plus pretty graphics, interviews with a bunch of nobodies and constant prayer that she will kick the bucket to start the impending media frenzy at 11! Now back to your regular program. | |
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| Uh....did you want to address that? | |
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| Tell them to take a number. I'm on a roll.... | |
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