Ranger's World

Author: Ranger77

Date: January 25, 2010

by Ranger77
1-25-10
The SPUGE unit is deployed. It will be in Pat Robertson's brain in less than an hour.
That's pretty quick.
It's not very difficult. We've been keeping him under constant surveillance. Check out this monitor. See? He's sleeping.
That's....disturbing.
No, disturbing is seing him naked, covered in syrup and tied to a chair while a prostitute dressed as Aunt Jemima throws pancakes at his mouth.
You need therapy, dude. You've seen too much.