Chicken of Destiny #6

Author: Ranger77

Date: August 28, 2011

by Ranger77
8-28-11
Look....this is bullshit. I'm just about done.
That's a reasonable reaction to being in the presence of such awesome power.
No. It's a reaction to not being paid enough money as a lab assistant to explore the psyche of a delusional chicken on psychotropic drugs.
What?
Dammit, you went off script! His psionic levels are off the charts!
Fuck it. $7.50 an hour wasn't worth that BS. Cut me my check and I'm outtie. I hear the Poly Sci folks want to explore Newt Gingrich's brain. Might take an hour...