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| "Dear Mr. StickFig, You have undoubtably heard of the new Executive Orders on immigration." | |
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| "We have reasons to believe you are not a citizen and as such may be subject to deportation." | |
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| "A member of the Postal Service Militia will be contacting you soon." Postal Service Militia? What the hell... | |
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| Lemee see those hands, snowflake. I got Elvis Forever stamps and a magazine full of bullets with your name on them... | |
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