When I Say Go, Start Fucking

Author: Rats

Date: November 25, 2003

by Rats
11-25-03
Now when I give you this hammer and very SPIFFY nail, you stick it your head and tell me how it feels.
Dude, for the last time - I'M NOT SUICIDAL.
Now go on! While you do that, I'll stare at this very SHINEY knife and look sad. Ready?
Wait - is this gonna hurt?
It should be very PAINFUL, but don't worry, suicidal people ejoy this.
HOLY SHIT! THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!