James Bond's Cousin - The Quandaries Know No End

Author: Rattie

Date: June 14, 2005

by Rattie
6-14-05
And so, our poo-drenched hero quickly returns to aide his mistress in distress.
Emily! I have escaped!
But... now you just locked yourself in again.
God-fucking-damn-it. I told magical Gandhi NOT to lock the door and what does the bastard do? He locks the door.