The Completely Jolly Random Ass Santa Claus.

Author: Rawk_Muh_Sawks

Date: February 27, 2005

by Rawk_Muh_Sawks
2-27-05
10 Minutes have elapsed
Everything I say is completly, utterly RANDOM!!!!! Ho! Ho! Ho! Now bow to my Benevolance you FAT SWINE!!!
It doesn't matter what you say Mr. Kringle, your not getting out of this citation.
10 previous minutes of Hardc0re Chessing
Kristopher, maybe you thought that move would have worked If I was a drunken Moogle-Scoggin, but the last time I checked this doesn't look like the Moogle-Shire
That's because i wanted to see your TITS, my dear!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!! What I would have gave to just catch a whiff or even a sliver of those BEEF CURTAINS!! You also failed at chess miserably Officer Bologna Nipples!!! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! !