Jake

Author: Raze

Date: March 8, 2002

by Raze
3-08-02
Hey Jake. Wassup?
Notta thing, man. We missed you at the soccer party. Don't you just love kicking other people's balls?
I've been introducing these kind people to the hell that is suburbia.
Did you mention that we all look the same, talk the same, feel the same, and are all secretely gay?
........I guess I forgot to mention that. Wanna fuck?
Fuck if I know.