REAL Random Comic #8

Author: RealRandomComicMan

Date: February 11, 2006

I hired my new assistant through an online assistant service. They kidnap homeless men and cut out their tongues and sell them into slavery.
Its great cause its dirt cheap for me and I get someone to carry all my recyclables to the recycling plant.
Now get all of those to the recycling plant, rummy.
I hate the internet.