REAL Random Comic #9

Author: RealRandomComicMan

Date: February 11, 2006

You enjoy seeing me pull on my nipple rings don't you?
Actually, I'm blind and I'm sort of staring off into the distance. I didn't even know you were there.
I read on the internet that blind people have all their other senses heightened. Does your sensitive sense of smell tell you how sexy I am?
Not really.
I read on the internet that---
I hate the internet.