REAL Random Comic #40

Author: RealRandomComicMan

Date: February 12, 2006

What are you thinking about?
I'm just thinking back to what my mom always used to tell me when I was a little kid.
Oh really? What did she used to tell you?
She said if I ever had sex with another man she would write me out of the family will and I'd never inherit a dime.
I hate you mom!