The Novelty Lighter

Author: Recury

Date: June 13, 2002

by Recury
6-13-02
Nice lighter, whats that say on it?
It says, "I'm Good, You're Ugly, Have A Nice Day."
Oh, thats kinda funny....
So...how are you?
Man, now would have been a perfect time to hold up the lighter. Why did he have to ask about it?