Comic Competition 281: GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

Author: RedCapulet

Date: May 2, 2005

by RedCapulet
5-02-05
A cowboy walks into a bar...
Hello mate, can I get ye anythi-
He forgot to duck.
OW CRAP!!
GI Joe: When you walk into a bar, you are exposed to alcohol and low hanging bars of death! Don't enter into a bar, because nobody wins if you do.
Now...*splutter* we know! Man, that was my intestine just now...
GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!