CC 281: Bar fights gone wrong

Author: RedCapulet

Date: May 5, 2005

by RedCapulet
5-05-05
Dragon Kick! Eagle's Femur Punch! Duckbill Platypus' Collarbone Chop! Jesus' Wallet Money Hook!
Hey! Stop that! It's all wrong!
He's right, though. Our techniques sound really retarded, I mean-
No no no, you don't use elaborate and graceful moves when fighting in a bar. You smack the shit out of your opponent with a beer mug.
I've been enlightened! Thank you!
...Holy shit, that's the last time I mix my drinks...