The Dangers of Being a Star Wars Fan

Author: RedCheesyPoof

Date: January 13, 2003

by RedCheesyPoof
1-13-03
Our heroic Star Wars fan, Veruca, waits in line for Episode II. Then a Star Trek fan appears
George Lucas sucks! Star Wars sucks! My Spock nipple rings signed by Leonard Nimoy rule!!
When I'm done with you Trekkie you'll be a bit more respectful of Star Wars.
Spock, Spock why have you forsaken me?! Where's your Vulcan now?!!?My arm, my arm!!Beam up this!
Now that's more like it.
I love George Lucas, I love Star Wars. Please Ms. Veruca, may I have another?