The Dangers of Making a Choice Given to You by a Goat

Author: RedCheesyPoof

Date: January 13, 2003

by RedCheesyPoof
1-13-03
Kewl!
I am the Grand Poohbah Goatarius. Choose between the red curtain or the door. One leads to wealth the other to great horrors.
I choose the door, I know I'm gonna be right on this!
That guy is totally f***ed
Ahhh, you must be my mail order bride. We will consumate our marriage now!
Well, this sure as hell ain't the money, but I have been kinda lonely.