Wifi's Wal Mart Adventures

Author: RedDragon2600

Date: November 9, 2003

by RedDragon2600
11-09-03
One day, our beloved Wifigurl is shopping at a local Wal Mart...
Yes?
Um, Excuse me, miss?
She is approached (yet again) by a 13-year-old kid
Oh, shit...not again...
Um, I happen to find you very attractive, and I was wondering if I could have your phone number?
Today's lesson? Midgets shouldn't shop at Wal Mart...
When the fuck will you little assholes realize that I'm an adult, even though I look like a dirty little midget?!?!?!?!?
Hey, midget, it's not my fault you look like a 12-year-old...sheesh...