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by Redmagemurderer
10-13-02
Jeffrey was reading a book, but Dan wasn't listening.
You know according to this book, if you stick a nail in your head......
Huh ?
and then Dan did something unbelieveably stupid......
.........yo-........what an idiot......
Hey black spots........!!
And so Dan was supposedly dead.....
What a surprise, he's dead, I'll just stick his head in this box....
zzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

by Redmagemurderer
10-13-02
Jeffrey looked for advice from even hookers !!
Uh.....excuse me, Dan stabbed himself with a nail again.......
Huh ? Are we gonna get it on or what ? I need money, you know !
Then he met an old man, who wouldn't shut the hell up.....
..........shut up already........
Huh ? Oh is that the case, why back in my day, people did it all the time. People who didn't thought we were crazy, but as the days when on they learned that it was a way of life, that reminds me....
......as he couldn't take much more, Jeff ran from the old git.....
.......I think it was during the great depression, people always argued over who got what, and then, that only got them to argue over nothing, but I was part of the team because I always use to.......

 

by Redmagemurderer
10-13-02
Jeffrey continues his search for help......
Please, I need some advice for this dope I know who got a nail stuck in his head.
Hey, you're Jeff, hey hows it goin' man, why I haven't seen you in 3 years !!!!
......but threatening is needed....
Look, either give me some advice and we both go home alive, or you can have this knife through your head.......got that ?!
Yeah sure buddy, heh, anything for a good friend, so...er.......what was the question again ?
....after some unplaesantness, he asks advice from the wrong kind of person.....
Ok, I've just murdered someone I know, can ya give me some advice ?
Yeah sure,How about you get in the car, your under arrest !!!

 

by Redmagemurderer
10-13-02
Jeffrey gets thrown in jail, and looks for a way out.....
Must be a way outta this stinky hell hole.....
Meanwhile, local citizens talk about recent events.....
Hey Luke, I heard some really hard ass guy was locked up in prison recently....
Yep, he must be pissed off with the whole nail business....sucker....
....as Jeffrey has a plan to escape....
......just gotta wait for this guy to leave......
Everything OK in here ?!

 

by Redmagemurderer
10-13-02
Jeffrey does the impossible and builds a computer.....
SETUP COMPLETE, PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
Now, according to this book, I now just have to press any key to teleport outta here.....here goes.......
Although the computer teleported him.....
TELEPORTATION COMPLETE
All right, I'm outta here, now to see how Dan is doin'.....
....he didn't do exactly what he wanted.....
According to this book, if you put a nail in your head you- waitaminute, this seems familiar.......
Yeah, sure, whatever......

 

by Redmagemurderer
10-13-02
......ooooooooo..... ..I'm your worst nightmare... ....wooooooooo.......
Nice try Steve........
Ah.......how did you know it was me.....I dress like it really is a ghost.....
Do I really need to tell you ?
Yeah, I don't see what is so obvious, anyway......i'll be dressed as a skeleton next time, OK ?
*sigh* what an Idiot...........

 

by Redmagemurderer
10-13-02
.........what are you looking at !!!?

 

by Redmagemurderer
10-13-02
C'mon son, give your dad a bit of that ice cream.....
No !!!!!!
What !!? But I gave you life, I give you money, I give you most thngs you ever want !!!!!!
Yeah but, have you ever given me ice cream ?!
...........no........
My point exactly !!!

 

by Redmagemurderer
10-13-02
I'm here to take you away !!!! Rrrrrrrrrr.............
......huh ?.........
Away to hell !!!!! HAHAHA
.......er..........will there be cake ?
...................uhh........I suppose so.......
Woohoo, alright, I'm coming !!!! When do we leave ?!

 

by Redmagemurderer
10-13-02
Hmmm.....what's this, a bill from the DT shop ??? For nails ???!!!
But I never use anything from the DT shop !!!!
Gimme those, ah that's good, hey black spots again !!!!
Here's that crate of nails you ordered !!

 

by Redmagemurderer
10-15-02
Hey look at ma kilt, woo !! I'm a scottish man !!!!!
That's.....er......great......
By the way, what was the weather forecast gonna be like today.....?
According to the forecaster.........
........very windy.......

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-21-02
Gimme yer wallet !!!!
Whoa, whoa whoa.....OK
I said, Give it !!!
Shut up, I left it over here somewhere.....
Ah, forget it, I'll just rob that guy over there.....
.........asshole.......

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-21-02
????????
Hey you, green dude, gimme all your money, NOW !!
Hey, what are you gonna do, huh ? What can dragons do then, eh ? C'mon then, bring it on !
Freak.........
Oh right, they can breathe fire, forgot about that.....

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-21-02
Welcome to Timefall comic #1
Hello, this is Timefall comics, created by no one but me, Khallos.
In Timefall comics, fellow members are introduced in time.
Anyway, according to this letter, I should introduce the first person......in the next comic that is.

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-21-02
Hi, fellow Timefall members.....the first person to introduce will be.....ACA, say hi, ACA !!!
Hello.............I guess
Next one to come is.....John Locicerio !!! Say hi John !!!
I said NOT JOHN LOCICERIO YOU IDIOT !!!!!
And of course......the other moderator, lots more to come, will be.....Paper Sonic !!! How 'ya doin' ?
Meh, I've had better, I feel like poking my eyes a bit.

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-21-02
Right, so what's been happening recently.......
I discovered life !!
Nah, I'm looking for something more important.
I saw a magpie !!
THAT'S IT !!! Right, lets go along those lines......
Hey Khallos........dig this.....I saw a twirl wrapper on the floor !!

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-21-02
Boo !!! Fellow members, I'm here to tell you something..........something, disturbing !!!
Oh hi, fulla_flava, hey how's it goin' !!
Uh....I try once to be mysterious, and you just ruin it !!
Wait a minute, under that cloak, your not an alien, your a normal person, take that mask off !!
You really piss me off at times Khallos, you know that ?! And if you do it one more ti--
Heh ehe, just doin' my job !! Wait a minute, your not arabian !!!

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-21-02
Hey ACA !!
What now NJ ??
Look at that THING over there !
What THING over there ?
It's me......... fulla_flava
Why do that fulla ? NJ is bad enough....

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-22-02
Man...... I'm depressed....
Why !! Your normally happy and annoying !!
One thing...... I blew a big opportunity....
What did you mistakingly do this time.....
I LET IT ALL ESCAPE, I --
Hey, Ice Cream Man !!!

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-22-02
Ok, I wasn't depressed, I'm not sure at times..... Ice Cream, eh ??
Me first !!! I want a flake in mine !!
As Duma walks by......
?
Muuhh ?? Wuzzah ?! Ice.....Cream....... hehehehe......
Supa decides to ask an everyday question.......
Hey Duma !!! What the hell happened to Khallos ??!!
Dunno, whatever it is, I'm gonna take the Ice Cream factory by storm..... Who's with me !!!?

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-22-02
Hey.......what happened to Fulla then ?!
There he is... Talking to a dino....
Hey !!! Kyata !!! HAHAHA
Who's he !!?? I'm gonna rip his head off !!!!!!
Er....fulla ?? I'm over here !!
Uh.......oh.........

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-22-02
There, that stupid dinosaur shouldn't of come onto me !!!
AAAAAAHHHHH
But he didn't even attempt to tear you a new asshole !!
So !?!?
Hey, are we gonna destroy this Ice Cream industry !?!?
Just read the sign you prick !!

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-22-02
Were here, I can see a shadow from here !!
Great work with the binoculors !! ( Not ).
We've all discovered that ice cream is eeeeeeeevil !!!
What's going on here ??
After a good ventorous walk. Supa, Duma, Fulla and ACA all reach the Ice Cream Industry.
Ok, were here, let's get this over and done with, how do we smash the gate open !?!
I'll go get Khallos........

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-22-02
.......uuuuhhhhh....
Ok, I'm ready, here goes !!!!
Ahhhh !!!! My head !!!!
Oh no !!! What was that !!!
Man, what did you do to Kha --
DAMN, it didn't open, guess we'll have to try again !!!

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-22-02
AAAAAHHHHH !!!!!!!
YES !!!! Were in !!!!
Once in, 2 familiar people appear to see what the hell is going on...
Hey !!! What's going on here !!!
That's what I wanna know, I just got here, I was trying on costumes, this owns man !!!!
Oh hi NJ and Sonic !!!!! We're taking over the Ice Cream Industry because it's eeeeeeeevil !!!
Also the fact that I'm fed up with having to pay for ice cream !!

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-22-02
And then, another member enters all of a sudden.....
WHOA !! I can't let you do this !!!
Why not, Yippy ?!
Good point........ carry on......
Good, now can we just kill that Ice Cream dude...!
And a member comes out and shocks the group.
Uh.....guys ??
Hey, where did he come from !!!! Oh yeah, the door, heh....heh.....

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-22-02
Hey !!! It's Cropolite, how ya been !!!??
Hey, hey, where's Khallos.....?
Dude !!!! What's up with that guys head !!!!
He's over there in the trashcan.....
( Ok, gotta read these cue cards ). Bad news I'm afraid, I'm dying, and I will soon be deceased, cough, then fall over dead.......( is that right ? )......
What the @#$£ are you on !!?

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-23-02
Hey !!!! Can't we just get on with it, yo !!! I ownz you !!!!!
Finally, they reach the door.....
Ok, this map says were right outside his office.....
Ok, so who's gonna get the honor of kicking down the door and terrorising the manager ??!!
!!!!
Ah, so I guess it's gonna be me........

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-23-02
Man, that hurts !!!!
Haha !!!! Were in !!! Resistance is futile !!!!!
NJ, what the hell ??? Anyway, reveal yourself, get away from behind the chair !!!!
Whoa, man !!!
Man. that was totally not coming this way !!!!

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-23-02
To Khallos', ACA's, NJL's, Yippy's, Duma's, Supa's, Paper Sonic's, Cropolite's, Kyata's, and Fulla_flava's surprise.......
NiveK ????
What's the problem......
( Read the hightest speech bubble before the lower one.....)
Eatin' poo since '82 !!!
What the hell have you been doing !!??
( Same with this one..... )
Yeah, whatever, I don't care if your th- uh oh !!
I AM THE REAL MANAGER OF THE EEEEEEEEVIL ICE CREAM INDUSTRY !!!! HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-23-02
Khallos takes the honor of the first man to try to stop the manager of eeeeeeeevil ice cream !!!
No !!! I'll do it, I'll kill 'im, here goes !!!!
?????????
AAAHHHHH !!!!!!!
AAAHHHHH !!!!!!!
But to no avail......
Damn it.........
........uuuuhhhh.........

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-23-02
DIE !!!
NO !!!!!!!!
Did Fulla_flava really finish him off ???
Hooray......I did it !!!
HAHAHA
Ah well, it happens......
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ah shit...........

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-23-02
Is it all over ???
FOOLS !!! NOW YOU SHALL DIE !!!
Leave this to me !!!!!
AAAHHHHH !!!!!!! NOOOOOOO !!!!!
What the hell happened ??!!!
That's a wierd victory, but still, these are made by Khallos, yo !!!
Sorry about that..... I get a little winded at times, yo !!!!

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-23-02
And as the team celebrates.........
Hooray !!!!!! We did it !!!!
Mission Accomplished !!!!! In your face eeeeeeeevil ice cream !!!!!!
.....and celebrates some more.....
Yay !!!!!!!!! Yippy shall boogie again !!!!!
Gotta admit, that was killer !!!!!!!
....trust Khallos to miss it all.....
Woohoo, this is one fine moment !!!!!!! Yippee !!!!!!!
I'm back, what did I miss ?!

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-25-02
Back at Timefall.......
Peace out, groovy, I'm a hippie !!! Anyway, where is everyone this week, there's only us few !!!!
I know, it's just me, BSplitter, and you....er....... Harpua !
I'm here too !!
B-Splitter makes a bad joke.....
Hey BluBerry !! You don't have the right "HAND" to be here... HAHAHAHA
That was just a bad joke..... plus the fact that I have my right arm here anyway.....

 

by Redmagemurderer
11-25-02
I run out of ideas at times.....
Ban the Ban.........dana
MWAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
What the £@!# !!!!
MWAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
That's Blubomber by the way.
Hey !!!! What's the problem......lost ??
......yes..... yes I am

 

by Redmagemurderer
3-09-03
TIMEFALL COMICS SERIES #2
Ok, welcome to the Second series of Timefall comics !!
.......uh huh.....
The last series only ended because frankly, I was bored shit with doing 'em, hurhurhur
Ah man, all this talking, I don't think I'll ever get a rest---
zzzzzzzzzzzz *snort* zzz
Zaps !!! Have you no respect ??? Khallos is taking away his own posting time to----uuhhh.....*snore*

 

by Redmagemurderer
3-10-03
Timefall comic #2
Hey Khallos, you seen Grim recently ?
Er..........
?
I AM THE GRIM REAPER !!!! I'M HERE TO TAKE AWAY YOUR SPLEEN !!! MWAHAHAHA !!!!
well ?
Nope

 

by Redmagemurderer
3-11-03
Timefall comic #3
How come were the only five here ?
Blame that guy that makes the comics.....
Say hi to the founder of TIMEFALL !! ACA !
Oh hi ACA, haven't seen you in a while
Once there was a boy with a vibrant glow...
er.....yeah, can you say anything besides AFI lyrics ??
AFI RULE MAN !!!!

 

by Redmagemurderer
3-12-03
Timefall comic #4
And the hammer goes smack, the nail goes in, lalalalalala.......
KHALLOS !!! What the hell are you doing ???!!!!
I am total immortal, nothing can hurt me !! hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA
!!! OUCH !!!
DAMN IT !!!!! I always get here late !!! I was looking forward to doing that !!!

 

by Redmagemurderer
3-13-03
Timefall Comic #5
.........
Hey there you are, Zaps was looking for you......
Hahahahahaha, what kind of lame scythe is that ??!!! HAHAHAHA
grrrrrrrr
UGGHH !!!
That should show him, hehehe, and how come random letters appear everytime ??? S...P.....L....ah forget it.....

 

by Redmagemurderer
3-14-03
Timefall comic #6
Why the hell did we spawn in front of a christmas tree ???
I have no idea, maybe this is where we end up after we die.....
Things get wierd......
What the Hell ??!!! Why am I pointing at nothing for no reason all of a sudden ???
And why am I reading a letter about getting together with Al-Queida ???
VERY wierd.....
Erm......Khallos ?
How come he gets legs and I don't ??

 

by Redmagemurderer
3-15-03
Timefall comic #7
This better be the way out.....
I hope so, I'm white enough without having to be a snowman....
Ok where are we, I don't want to have to crawl inside things....
Yeah, there better be no more chimney climbing, look at my arms and legs for god's sake !!! They covered in soot !!!!
But Khallos spoke too soon !!!
????
Oh bloomin' fuck !!!!

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