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by Reidy
8-20-01
too bad i couldn't get this cd to you before your trip. sorry!
That's okay, Christian. I just sat in the quiet, singing "155,000 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall", stopping between verses to sigh softly and wish I had a mix CD of new music to listen to.
that sounds great, reid. tho to be honest, i made it down to nc one time and got all the way to 347,397 Bottles.
Well, I was really sad, though, so I was singing pretty slowly and forlornly.
i see. you were doing the country version. i was doing them in a 70's pop-punk style, so it's no wonder i got through faster.
Yeah. That'll do it.

 

by Reidy
8-20-01
Goddamn, this is a fun place to work.
awesome!
staff blowjobs?

 

by Reidy
8-22-01
That's always the way. When it rains, it pours.
wow. what a great expression you just coined.
You've never heard, "When it rains, it pours"?
i've heard "when it rains, wear a fucking raincoat you goddamned idiot or you're gonna get drenched."
That's a good one. I remember saying that as a kid and not really knowing what it meant. Then I grew up and understood.
it's not really a kids expression, i guess. it's very "adult".

 

by Reidy
8-30-01
BAM!
Ka-POW!
BLOOSH!
PHABOOT!
dERRQUIZZIT!
LAMMY LAMMY Ka-ZAT!!

 

by Reidy
9-04-01
I find I run much, much better on the treadmills at the gym. I know lots of people who say it's the reverse for them, though.
they can run on a treadmill in reverse? wow!
I know. It's impressive. It's harder for them to watch the TVs, but it's still impressive.
they must not like tv, i guess. it's like they are trying to run away from it, but can't get but so far.
Which is just wrong.
if you don't love tv, you must not love yourself.

 

by Reidy
10-04-01
Having a loud coversation in a public place about how nice a girls tits are is pretty bad.
depends on the context, i'd say. it's perfectly appropriate behavior at a strip club, for example.
Perhaps.
it's probably frowned upon at say, a close relative's funeral.
What if the close relative was a stripper?
well...we must re-examine. it could be part of the eulogy then even.

 

by Reidy
11-20-01
once there was a man.
who got all up in it. and got himself a little scratchin' problem.
moral of the story: you gotta wrap that rascal.

 

by Reidy
12-07-01
Is that new math?
yeah, i did away with the old. it bothered me too much.
I like the retro feel of old math. You just don't get that warmth and energy with new math.
i like the fact that with the new math, it's more portable. and you skip to pretty any equation or formula with the press of a button. you just don't have that kinda convenience with the old math.
Yeah, but that convenience is killing the true spirit of math. Sure, it's not as accurate, but man, does it ever CALCULATE!! It caculates SO HARD!!
i don't buy that whole old math purist thing. i mean, you have to have the right mathematician doing exactly the right math problem to really achieve that so-called old math superiority.
Whatever. You get a great, old mathematician in a dark, seedy math club reciting the times tables, and it sends chills up and down your spine. Try getting that with your fancy algorithms.

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