Round 1, Match 5

Author: ReplacerEraser

Date: June 13, 2003

by ReplacerEraser
6-13-03
It was days like this Neil treasured his grandfather's dying words to him: "If you're gonna be a great salesman, you gotsta git yerself a monkey, boy."
Come along, my monkey friend, the day is long and there is much product to sell.
But just then a gas truck collides with a speeding sheep truck rushing to get to Scotland.
BLAMMO!!
Sit still, you're in the hospital. You're lucky. I've never seen anyone healed by their own giant testicles while the third one writes out their insurance information for us.
How is the monkey?