Round 2, Match 3

Author: ReplacerEraser

Date: June 26, 2003

by ReplacerEraser
6-26-03
Oh dear Lord I still can't believe a third of the earth was destroyed in nuclear war.
Look on the bright side, at least that annoying singing dog that follows you around is gone.
HEADLINES: NULCEAR WAR KILLS ALL EXCEPT NEWSPAPER TYPESETTERS AND A SELECT LUCKY FEW; GASOLINE PRICES AT ALL TIME LOW
I'm a singin' dog! What can you do? I'm a singin' dog! Look at my shoe! I'm the dog what sings.. Whoaaaa ho ho!..LET'S TALK ABOUT THINGS! Drum solo!!