Why Ivan the Terrible was retarded

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: September 9, 2008

by RetardedHistory
9-09-08
The Kremlin...
Alright your Highness, we need to think conquest. Now, we could march on into Western Europe, the Indus, or maybe even Turkey if we're feeling adventurious.
Actually, I've thought it out, and I'd rather take over Siberia.
......that uninhabitable, uncrossable snowy wasteland just east of us, that has no strategic or practical value?
Yep!
Behond, my new kingdom!
Twat