Why the English Civil War was retarded

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: September 9, 2008

by RetardedHistory
9-09-08
Congratulations, Mr Cromwell! We've defeated the Royalists.
Couldn't have done it without you!
Now that the old autocratic order is out of the way, let's create some liberty! I'm thinking general emancipation of the proletariat, worker's and women's rights....
Uh yeah....that sounds great. Woah, look over there! Is that a Roundhead?
What? I don't see anything
Look out, Ireland! Mwah