Why Charlemagne was retarded

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: October 10, 2008

by RetardedHistory
10-10-08
Right, so you're absolutely sure you want to call our kingdom the Holy Roman Empire.
Yeah!
Bearing in mind we're right in the heart of Germania, nowhere near Rome, not culturally Italian, constantly at odds with the Pope...
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
What?