Why the Tudor period was retarded

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: October 21, 2008

by RetardedHistory
10-21-08
Henry VIII
Okay, the deal now is, I know you've been Catholic for ages, but the Pope won't let me divorce my wife again so you're now Protestant. Convert or I'll torture and burn you.
Mary I
Okay, I know my dad told you you had to be a Protestant, but I'm here now and you have to convert back to Catholicism. Or I'll torture and burn you, of course.
Right....
Elizabeth I
Okay, my sister's gone now, and back to Protestantism for everyone! Or I'll tor-
Oh, FUCK OFF!