Why the Taiping Rebellion was retarded

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: November 16, 2008

by RetardedHistory
11-16-08
This is Theodore Smythe, reporting. Hong Xiuquan's revolt against the Chinese emperor has no sign of ending.
When asked for comment, the Heavenly King (whose sanity has been questioned) replied "Hibble gibble wib wib."
Manchu emperor Xianfeng replied, "I concur with this statement entirely. And I would also like to add, friggle miggle gumgum piggle."