Why the American Civil War was retarded, again

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: November 19, 2008

by RetardedHistory
11-19-08
Good morning, James!
Good morning, Mr President. Thinking about the South again?
Indeed. I do hate it, Kentucky boy I may be. Their slavery shames our nation! I wish there was some way to get rid of them once and for all!
Well it's interesting you say that. I was talking to Jeff Davis the other day, and there's been some talk of succession...
Succession? WHAT? Rally the troops!
*Sigh*