Why Genghis Khan was retarded

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: August 2, 2010

by RetardedHistory
8-02-10
This is it, my king! We stand at the gateway of the Steppes, ready to make all of Europe tremble! Soon the infidels will bow to us!
Right, Europe, yeah...I don't know, Temaka, you ever get the feeling you can't be arsed?
You c...you can't be arsed? Might Khan, you cannot stall our empire's inevitable progress on the grounds that you can't be arsed! Europe must be seized! Virgins raped! Territories conquered!
Mehhh...do we have to? I mean, really?
But it will lead to ruination of our mighty empire! We must expand westwards! It is our destiny!
Mehhh....