Why the Crusades were retarded, redux

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: August 3, 2010

by RetardedHistory
8-03-10
Sir Roland has been killed in Judea
Ah, St Peter! I think you'll find my name on the list.
Ah, good lad! So, you've turned the other cheek, let him without sin cast the first stone, done unto others as they should do onto you, all that stuff?
Well...not exactly. But I DID strike down the enemies of Christ with my holy blade, persecute and eliminate the infidels in the Holy Land and recapture Jerusalem for our Father in a river of blood.
Uh...I see.
The bastards always get you on the fine print.
It's unfair, is what it is.