Why Transportation was retarded

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: August 10, 2010

by RetardedHistory
8-10-10
You have been found guilty of theft, arson, criminal damage and stealing Trevalyan's corn so the young might see the morn!
Oh, God....here it comes!
You will be taken from your grim, cold, rainy and miserable village...
Hanging? Flogging? Life in the clink?
...And taken to a beautiful, sunny paradise where you will remain for your life.