St Peter says FML

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: August 14, 2010

by RetardedHistory
8-14-10
So, right...you had sex in a darkened room. You then CONTINUED asking "who's there?" when your boyfriend went missing and saying "come on guys, this isn't funny".
Yep.
But it was only after you went upstairs that the deranged killer hacked you to pieces.
That's it. Can I have eternal peace now?
HELL no, I just spent the last half an hour screaming "DON'T GO UP THERE, HE'S HIDING IN THE BATHROOM!" at the TV.