Randall and Edward: Undeceased

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: August 19, 2010

by RetardedHistory
8-19-10
What's going on, Flagg? What are we doing here?
We're going to see an old friend. He's going to teach you how to be a PROPER vampire, not that...thing that you are.
What up Barlow, think you can take Cullen here under your wing?
And so...
...So basically, what you're saying is to AVOID being a preening, sparkly, over emotional bender?
He's got it!