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| Dear Plan B. The Office of Music has recieved your application to be Eminem. | |
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| Allow me to assure you personally that the board took a great deal of interest in this proposal. | |
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| However, as prior indicated with Kevin Federline, "being" a white rapper isn't a sole justification of talent. | |
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| We thus refuse your application. Please do not, however, take this as an indication that your chavvy, bland drivel has not been appreciated. | |
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