Why Demonology was retarded

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: November 14, 2010

by RetardedHistory
11-14-10
...But the greatest Hellion you must fear is the Succubus. This demon takes the form of a beautiful woman and seduces men, taking their seed.
Oh?
Not only does the demon claim your soul, she will subject you to the ordeal of some really nasty, off-the-wall sex.
Okay. I don't want to be that guy but...does heaven HAVE something like that?
No...
I'll be at the First Church of Satan down the road then.