Melvin and Chen

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: April 1, 2012

by RetardedHistory
4-01-12
Look, I don't know what you're getting at, but returning a car isn't like returning a DVD. Unless there's a serious electrical fault, no refunds.
On the advert, your Yaris comes built in with a pasta maker. I'm a hungry man! I want my fucking pasta maker!
If you'll recall, the other car has a pasta maker. The Yaris has better, more practical gadgets. That's the point of the advert.
Oh, hang on, you're right there.
What have you been doing all afternoon?
Trying to fit a badly-built pasta maker to a Toyota Yaris.