Melvin and Chen

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: April 20, 2012

by RetardedHistory
4-20-12
You're all set up. There we go! You finally decided to stop putting off the speed dating!
Well, a gun was put to my head.
Oh, don't be so dramatic, we only gave you a gentle push.
No...Melvin kicked my door down and put a pistol in my mouth. I begged for my life.
What? He was procrastinating!
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