Melvin and Chen

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: April 20, 2012

by RetardedHistory
4-20-12
Look...it doesn't matter that Jenny dumped me. I'm happy! I have someone new in my life!
Fiucking hell...don't tell me you got a cat. That's what lonely people do! Soon you'll be talking to it, putting it in jumpers...
I haven't got a cat! I swear!
Arf!
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