Flip the Disc

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: June 5, 2012

by RetardedHistory
6-05-12
Oh, hey, how was the movie? Edited review on my desk Monday, right?
It was terrible. Plot basic, characters flat, dialogue depressingly pedestrian.
You're kidding! It's got rave reviews! What was wrong with it?
So we're supposed to believe the housewife falls head over heels for the pizza boy. He was only there to deliver the extra thick sauce!
I...uh...wanted you to review Woman in Black on DVD.
And that's what I...oh, I'm going to kill that kid from Blockbusters!