On a Dark and Stormy Night...

Author: ReverendJiggySock

Date: October 26, 2003

On a dark and stormy night...
Oh my god. There's a crazy killer coming up behind me...
Urgg...
He's probably going to kill me, and rape my dead body...
Kill...
Uhhh...can I help you?
Hi, I'm Dr. Urgg Kill, and I was wondering if I could borrow a knife to sharpen my axe.