Hooray! Herpes!

Author: RichieDaggersCrime

Date: July 12, 2005

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Listen, babe. I can't stay with you. You cheated on me more times than I can count, not to mention you gave me a scorching case of herpes.
What the fuck? I don't have herpes!Did YOU cheat on ME!?
...um...no?