Bored Sinner on Bench turns into an American Jackie Chan.

Author: RideroftheApocalypse

Date: May 18, 2003

"Waiting Bench for Sinners Waiting To Go To Hell. For Whatever Reason"
Why are you waiting here anyway? So your girlfriend can die and go to hell with you so you can have 69 sex? BLAHAHAHAHAHA!
..........Boy, I'm an accomplished Black Belt, and I can whup your ass faster than you can say E=MC squared.
"Waiting Bench for Sinners Waiting To Go To Hell. For Whatever Reason"
Well, I'm an accomplished mercenary wanted by the law on 6 of the 7 continents! BLAHAHAHA!
.........Fine, you made me....
"Waiting Bench for Sinners Waiting To Go To Hell. For Whatever Reason"
.....Dude, WTF?
HIIIIIIII-YAAAAH! CMON BOY, PUT EM UP!